What footballers don't know about sex....

Is it just me or does everyone think a new DVD for AFL players should be compulsary viewing for all?

The AFL has decided to tackle the problem of oversexed footballers head on, by spelling out the rules in no uncertain terms.

Apparently, they've produced an interactive DVD asking what some might think are pretty basic questions…

For instance, should you pretend to be your best mate so you can have sex with his girlfriend?

If a girl who has had too much to drink do you: (a) get her some water, (b) call her a taxi or (c) take her back to your place for sex?

If your mate and his girlfriend are having sex and you can see them, do you: (a) stand and watch or b shut the door?

Last year my nephew graduated from an all boys private school in Brisbane, before the eager young lads left for schoolies they were handed a piece of paper which said something like...

You cannot have sex with a girl who is....

Drunk
Drugged
Asleep
Has said no
Is still at school
Is the only girl in a group of your mates
Has already had sex with one of your mates (very recently).

The note told the boys these rules were non negotiable…

For most of us, they might seem pretty basic. It’s certainly very easy to scoff at a quiz telling footballers not to rape their best friends girl - but to be honest, I don’t think it matters who you are, if you haven’t had a conversation like this with your kids, maybe it’s time you did.