The REAL Australian Citizenship Test
Is it just me or does everyone think the governments new citizenship test should be compulsory…not just for new Australians, but for everyone. If we’re all going to get along, we need to understand each other clearly…
My sister just sent me a copy of the REAL 12 questions…see how you go.
1. 'Last Chrissy arvo the relos rocked up for a barbie. We opened the pressies, scoffed the chockies, and drained a few tinnies…Mum did her block after Dad and Steve got into a bit of biffo….I said ‘no probs cob’ and gave her a cuppa tea, a bex and a good lie down.’ Please Explain
2. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a u-ey?
3. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
4. During your time in Australia, have you made friends with a man named Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
5. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or chinese mince?
6. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
7. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
8. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
9. In your experience, is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'?
10. Name 3 people you would like to crack on to?
11. Who is the most Australian: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? Discuss
12. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term 'died in the arse'?
My sister just sent me a copy of the REAL 12 questions…see how you go.
1. 'Last Chrissy arvo the relos rocked up for a barbie. We opened the pressies, scoffed the chockies, and drained a few tinnies…Mum did her block after Dad and Steve got into a bit of biffo….I said ‘no probs cob’ and gave her a cuppa tea, a bex and a good lie down.’ Please Explain
2. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a u-ey?
3. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
4. During your time in Australia, have you made friends with a man named Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
5. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or chinese mince?
6. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
7. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
8. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
9. In your experience, is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'?
10. Name 3 people you would like to crack on to?
11. Who is the most Australian: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? Discuss
12. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term 'died in the arse'?
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