Black Bogie...
Is it just me or does everyone think there should be a whole night of black bogies?
For the unititiated...that means a whole night of anti-television awards!
There’s actually a couple of websites dedicated to bogies (in Australia, our highest tv honour is the Logie) and they are very funny...
So (with apologies for plagiarising the categories) here goes…
Most embarrassing tv show of the past year? I think I’ll have to give it to Today Tonight and ACA in a tie – only because I think the people who work there should know better.
Most Overhyped show of the year? Ugly Betty. I watched a few episodes – I just can’t work out what the hype is about! I read this week it isn't really rating and I have to admit I was relieved, for a second there I thought there might be something wrong with me!
Under-rated? Definitely Boston Legal! Even I want to have sex with William Shatner!
Most messed around by the networks? Sopranos….Scrubs…remember Arrested Development – what is wrong with these networks? What a waste!
Most unneccessary person on television? This is a big category. How about any celebrity who does a really 'sincere endorsement'. Think, Andrew Daddo spruiking panadol - Georgie Parker flogging icy poles - Monica Trappaga selling the health benefits of Cocoa Pops (for God's sake)
Also, I think Brigitte Duclos on the Con Test deserves a mention for being brought out of the attic for that dog. In fact, I reckon if Channel Ten burns to the ground, the cops should go easy on Bridge - I'd want to erase that evidence too...
And an honourable mention to Mel from Sunrise....
Best Botox? This award goes to every female and half the males on TV over the age of 35, with an extra special mention to Mel from Sunrise - mainly because I read in the Courier Mail that she's NEVER touch Botox!!! C'mon Mel - give us a frown...oh? Not possible? Hmmm....
For the unititiated...that means a whole night of anti-television awards!
There’s actually a couple of websites dedicated to bogies (in Australia, our highest tv honour is the Logie) and they are very funny...
So (with apologies for plagiarising the categories) here goes…
Most embarrassing tv show of the past year? I think I’ll have to give it to Today Tonight and ACA in a tie – only because I think the people who work there should know better.
Most Overhyped show of the year? Ugly Betty. I watched a few episodes – I just can’t work out what the hype is about! I read this week it isn't really rating and I have to admit I was relieved, for a second there I thought there might be something wrong with me!
Under-rated? Definitely Boston Legal! Even I want to have sex with William Shatner!
Most messed around by the networks? Sopranos….Scrubs…remember Arrested Development – what is wrong with these networks? What a waste!
Most unneccessary person on television? This is a big category. How about any celebrity who does a really 'sincere endorsement'. Think, Andrew Daddo spruiking panadol - Georgie Parker flogging icy poles - Monica Trappaga selling the health benefits of Cocoa Pops (for God's sake)
Also, I think Brigitte Duclos on the Con Test deserves a mention for being brought out of the attic for that dog. In fact, I reckon if Channel Ten burns to the ground, the cops should go easy on Bridge - I'd want to erase that evidence too...
And an honourable mention to Mel from Sunrise....
Best Botox? This award goes to every female and half the males on TV over the age of 35, with an extra special mention to Mel from Sunrise - mainly because I read in the Courier Mail that she's NEVER touch Botox!!! C'mon Mel - give us a frown...oh? Not possible? Hmmm....
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