Why I'm not rich...

Is it just me or does everyone wish they were a little more scroogy?

I’m not very good at saving money, and if interest rates go up again today I am going to have to learn how.

I don’t know how far I’m prepared to go though.

I know a bloke who used to steal toilet paper from work, which is expecially bad when you know he worked for Vic Rail, the state run rail network in Victoria, trust me, it's not like they were boasting the good stuff!

John’s cousin told me recently that she pays to go to the movies once and then stays there all day, just going from cinema to cinema! As one movie finishes she just pops next door to see what’s playing there…

I have an uncle that once asked for a doggy bag for somebody elses food – I’m not joking! At a restaurant he noticed someone at a work function hadn’t finished there food – he said, "Are you going to eat that?" Then asked the waitress to wrap it up! It wasn’t even his!

My friend was asked on a date with a guy from her work. It was a first date, and he pulled out the shopper docket. I had only one piece of advice, GET OUT NOW!

Cross you fingers for the interest rates!!!