Kids say the....

Is it just me or does everyone love the things kids say?

I’m hopeless – I always forget this stuff but a lady called Trisha sent me a great email over the weekend about things she has heard…

Like the three year old watching his mother breast feed and asked why she had two breasts, he said "Is one for hot and one for coldmilk?"

Or the three year old who kissed his Mum goodnight and said "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

Or four year old Brittany who was caught trying to get the lid off a medicine bottle, her Mum said, you can’t do it, it’s child proof, and Brittany said, "How does it know it's me?"

Or four year old Tammy who saw an old lady with a lot of wrinkles and said, "Why doesn’t your skin fit on your face?"

But I think my favourite is the little girl who went to church with her grandma…the minister extended his arms toward heaven and said..."Dear Lord, without you, we are but dust..." And out of the pews, loud and clear, came, "Grandma, what's butt dust?"