Friday, May 26, 2006

Free plug....

Is it just me or does everyone love a good feed?

I just want to give a bit of a plug for people on the Sunshine Coast.

For work yesterday, I went to Lunch at Frozzy's in Cotton Tree (no, I don't really know what's going on with the name...but it's not the name that counts...it's the experience...)

Anyway...the food was delicious, and INCREDIBLY priced...a five course Degustation for just $39.00 per head...and every bite sensational!!!

They've only been open six weeks...it's a young couple just starting out in their own business, they got their chef Matt from Byron Bay and I really think they deserve a go...

I'll even give you their number 54 79 3676...


And just quickly, for everyone who read the earlier post about my Nephew Chris in East Timor...he is alive and well, sheltering in the Mountains outside Dili...and not planning to leave at this stage!

Love Caroline

Thursday, May 25, 2006

NRL in the right direction....

Is it just me or does everyone think the NRL is moving in the right direction…but still needs to take a good hard look at itself….


THE career of the Cronulla Sharks player Tevita Latu is over, despite a tearful plea to his club last night the Sharks ripped up his two year contract and the National Rugby League deregistered Latu, for punching a young woman and breaking her nose.

NRL chief executive, David Gallop, said it would refuse to register Latu if another club wanted to sign him.

He also urged overseas clubs and other codes, such as rugby union, to respect the NRL stand.

What actually happened in a Sydney Servo on Monday morning is still a little unclear to me…but it goes something like this..

Latu was out at a night club with a group of players, including Billy Ngawini from the Bulldogs…

When they left the club they all went to the servo for snacks…where Latu got into a slanging match with 19 Year old Brooke Pennington from the NSW central coast…

At one stage she says he through chips over her…she pushed him away and he punched her with full force in the face…breaking her nose and causing her to fall to the ground…
Billy Ngawini is said to have rushed to her aid, taking her to hospital, where she was treated for a broken nose, two black eyes and a swollen lip…

Latu has tried to call Miss Peninton to apologise but she has refused to take his calls.
The NRL is proud of itself this morning…

Sharks Cjhief Executive Greg Pierce said Latu knows he did the wrong thing “theres a time when you have to take a stand, and there is some behavious that is clearly not acceptable…

NRL boss David Gallop said…
"Rugby league has been at the forefront of campaigns condemning violence against women, and that makes these circumstances all the more alarming," Mr Gallop said.


Couldn’t agree more boys…now lets talk about Craig Gower.....

To nuke or not to nuke????

Is it just me or is everyone glad were having the nuclear power debate?

I think its amazing, because surely, 20 years ago we would not have even entertained the idea of nuclear power and while I am still opposed to it, I think the debate is great. What it means is that finally Australians are getting the point about the environment.

We can’t keep doing what we’ve always done. Massive chunks of the Antarctic ice shelf have already broken away, another drought is imminent, sea level rising all over the world…. there's no doubt that global warming is upon us.

I’ve tried to keep an open mind about nuclear power. Very sensible, very learned people will tell you that it is a clean, safe and sustainable and that’s great…but I don’t think it’s the solution.

It’s not as easy as it sounds.

Producing electricity from nuclear power requires enormous infrastructure, enormous! It requires large amounts of water, which we haven’t got. It’s expensive and produces large quantities of long life toxic radio active waste, something I’m not prepared to leave buried in the ground for my grand children to deal with.

The Sunshine Coast was up in arms yesterday at the suggestion we might be an appropriate site for a nuclear site. It’s the old story. If you don’t want it here, I don’t think you should be voting to put it in someone else’s back yard either.

And then there are the immediate risks. The possibility of just one mistake, just one Chernobyl is enough to turn me off completely.

I know they say a nuclear power plant would not be weapons grade, but they way I understand it, any nuclear plant creates huge amounts of plutonium, which is the fuel for nuclear weapons…not to mention a lure for terrorists.

Like I said, I’m glad we’re having the debate, we’re killing ourselves with fossil fuels… But to know the pitfalls of nuclear energy and choose it anyway seems bizarre to me.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Chery in China...

Is it just me or does everyone just love email?

I get quite a few emails from a lady called Chery Bullen. She's from the Sunshine Coast but she's been living in China for about 18 months teaching english...and she listens to Mix FM over the internet.

A while ago she sent me this email and I love it.

It's called 'Everything I need to know about life, I leaned from Noah's Ark....


One: Don't miss the boat.

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah started building.

Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something really big.

Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job.

Six: When you're planning for the future, aim for higher ground.

Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. Snails and cheetahs both got a guernsey on the ark.

Nine: When all seems lost, take time out to float a while.

Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Have a great day Chery...and if anyone is overseas...write and tell us all your story...we'd love to hear it....

Apparently...I'm in trouble....

The following is something I said on the radio.....


Is it just me or has everyone been worrying all week about Anna?

On Friday morning, we took a teary call on the air from a Sunshine Coast Mum…

Last weekend…one of Anna’s teenagers, with a little too much time on his hands had got together with a mate and they had lit aerosol cans…they burned themselves…but were lucky not to be more seriously injured.

Anna was crying because she normally had her boys in soccer each year…between a couple of training sessions and a game she knows it’s a great use of her kids time…

But this year soccer was too expensive…around 170 dollars per boy…before uniforms and boots and travel costs…

The good news is, a guy called Chris heard Anna’s call and came to the rescue….he said

I’m feeling a little of Anna’s pain too…I’m a little embarrassed about this, because we’re a two income family…and I know we’re not poor…but this term our girls are out of swimming and gymnastics because we just didn’t have cash…

I absolutely love those two sports, I think my girls get so much out of them….I hate the fact we’ve been forced into a term off…

But netball this year was almost $200 dollars each…200 dollars…I swear when milli started netball five years ago it was just 90 dollars…I’m sure of it…

And do you know what really annoys me….its the government ads on tv and on radio about that red couch…

How much money did the government spend getting that couch to jump around the kids lounge room….

Couldn’t that be better spent subsidising kids sport? On Friday a caller told Mark that with little athletics…almost half the registration fee goes back to the governing body…that makes me so angry I want to spit…

I love netball…but I am in no mood to fund the Australian netball team…I’m flat out taking care of my own family thanks very much…

We all want our kids off the couch…busy kids are happier, fitter, their more engaged in their community and ultimately I think they’re easier to parent.

There’s got to be a way to make kids sport cheaper….and a more practical way to spend tax payers money than a jumping couch…



AND NOW I'M IN TROUBLE APPARENTLY..... Sporting organisations are cross because they think I was having a go at them.... well I promise you I wasn't...I am sure you are doing your best to keep costs down...but life is very bloody expensive for families...and I think something should change...less conversations about why our children are so damn fat, and more practical help for families to get them out and active. That's all I'm saying....and I don't apologise for it.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Chocolate anyone?

Is it just me or does everyone feel a little bit snappish this morning?

I’m not saying I do and I’m not saying I don’t, but if one more person asks me if it’s that time of the month, I might very well kill them. Got it? Good.

I’m not actually a big sufferer of PMS (and no, there’s no need to verify that claim with my husband) but I loved this list sent to me by a friend, and I thought you’d like it to.

10 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Puffy Mid-Section

4. People Make me Sick

5. Provide Me with Sweets

6. Pardon My Sobbing

7. Pass My Sweatpants

8. Plainly; Men Suck

9. Potential murder suspect (see above)

And my favourite one...

10. Pack my stuff.

My sister has a theory about PMS. She says for 23 days of the month women are a push-over, and for just seven they actually say what they think and get people to do what they want.

The following is a handy guide that should help every
husband, boyfriend, or significant other!


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for
dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, don’t you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up
about?
SAFER: Can we talk about this?
SAFEST: Here's my pay cheque
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples
left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with
that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved that dressing gown!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

Hope it helps. By the way, make mine chocolate AND wine.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Hello young Bill (Gates that is...)

Is it just me or does everyone nolonger wonder why they have no money?

Money making is in built...and I don't think I have the gene.

I read this morning about Mitch Davis. Last month, Mitch was just was just another unknown Australian trying to make it in New York.

The former North Sydney Boys High student and University of New South Wales graduate had ventured to the US in the late 1990s at the height of the internet bubble to run Encyclopedia Britannica's online business.

Sitting on his couch with a six-pack of beer and a couple of pizzas playing video games in late 2002, Davis had an idea.

"I was playing Grand Theft Auto and I remember playing the game and seeing a billboard with a [fake] ad for 'GUP' instead of 'GAP' and I just thought, 'What if we changed that and made a real ad?'," Mr Davis recalled yesterday.

"I jumped on the internet to see if anybody else was doing it.

"I looked online for about half an hour, couldn't find a single company that was doing it. Nobody on the planet was doing dynamic in-game advertising and I thought, 'This is absolutely crazy'.

"My heart rate was going about 180 beats a minute and I thought, 'We've got to do this'."

Two weeks ago the world's largest software company, Microsoft, announced it had bought Davis's New York firm Massive Inc for a reported $US400 million (that's $516 million...if you're wondering).

MITCH was apparently an eight-year-old in Sydney's Longueville when he had his first business idea.

"I started my first business when I was about eight which was back in primary school," the 44-year-old recalled yesterday.

"I started a club and charged everybody 20c to be a member of it, so I was collecting everybody's play lunch money until parents started calling my parents saying, 'What's the purpose of the club?'.

"I said, 'There's no real purpose apart from collecting money'. Brilliant!!!

Tomorrow on the air we are going to take calls from other people with beautiful scams from childhood...if you've got one (come on Joe McLaughlin....I know you do...) give me a call
54 511 927 or email studio927@mixfm.com.au or even just leave a post here!

Be good,

love Caroline Hutchinson

PS Don't know if I've every mentioned it...but I keep writing my name on posts to see if Google finds me....

"It was a valuable lesson in learning that you have to give consumers a benefit."
Davis spent his early teenage years in rural Armidale on his family's 5000-acre property where he learned to "rustle sheep" but admits his "main objective [was] to get out of the place".
He moved back to Sydney and completed high school at North Sydney Boys before studying marketing at UNSW and taking graduate work at a local marketing firm.
"I always liked technology," he said, developing an interest in software while consulting for IBM, Wang and Unisys.
When the opportunity came to head Encyclopedia Britannica's online push, he went to New York.
"It was the peak of the internet [boom], very exciting, the place was just jumping, the place to be if you had any ambitions for the internet, which I did.
"They asked me to run Britannica.com," he said, with responsibility for marketing, technology, editorial and business development. "I ran that internationally, it was a fun business."
But the "seminal moment" came when Davis looked at the effect of new media on advertising.
"I commissioned some research and there was this demographic mass of game players with a mean age of 28 and it showed how much the market increased every year.
"And what I did was think, 'Gee, I'd better play some games'."
"I bought a PlayStation2, I bought an XBox, and I bought every game in the store and I took them home and bought a six-pack of beer and a couple of pizzas, closed the door and played games for an entire weekend."
DAVIS founded Massive and with fellow Australian Nicholas Longano and New Zealander Claudia Batten decided he had to convince advertisers and the publishers of video games of the benefits of in-game advertising.
He recalls how one game-publishing executive rejected Massive's idea out of hand.
"I'll never pimp out my game with advertising," he said.
They persisted and tried the same executive 12 months later.
"We've thought about it a lot and we want you to whore it out as much as you can," Davis recalls the executive saying.
Why the turnaround? Publishers were facing rising production costs and squeezed margins as retailers like Wal-Mart began to drive down the prices of video games.
"Our proposition to publishers is to add revenue and add realism," Davis said, pointing out that many games already featured fake ads for decoration.
Then Massive approached the advertisers.

"I remember the Coke guy said, 'It makes sense. We're finding it very difficult to reach 18 to 34-year-old men. They're channel surfing, flicking'."
Coca-Cola told Massive if it was going to succeed with in-game ads, it needed the audience reach of a TV network.
"We were going to be the MTV of video games," Davis said.
"We were going to have multiple publishers, multiple games and we would run it broadcast style."
They began signing up the game publishers and their big name titles like Splinter Cell and Swat 4, adding Massive's software into games.
Massive's software functions by downloading real-time advertising to be inserted into background features of the action when the user is online.
In car games, for example, it can be inserted on billboards in the background as cars whiz past.
It has also been placed in games on pizza boxes, TV screens, soft-drink cans and vending machines.
It's geographically specific, meaning it can be sold locally around the world.
Microsoft was frank explaining why it was buying Massive.
It considers the in-game advertising market "largely untapped".
Independent industry estimates put the market at about $US700 million per year by 2010.
Davis, unsurprisingly, estimates it's much more, as high as $US2 billion. He says Massive's reach is now "seven figure".
He rattles off survey data to back his argument: $US12 billion was spent on television ads for the 18-34 age group last year. But males in that group are only watching a fraction of TV compared with their game time.
"If they're only watching 27 minutes of TV a night but are playing video games two hours a night, it's logical advertisers are going to move over. At what rate and by how much is the question."
Locked in a battle with Google in the fight for the online advertising dollar, Microsoft will link Massive's software to its Xbox gaming console.
"Microsoft sees this as a new advertising category in which they can be the leader," Davis said.
Massive has signed up 38 games publishers and 68 game titles and in September it will go live with Microsoft's latest XBox Live product.
"TV took 30 years to develop, radio took forever to develop, the internet went from zero to $12 billion in 10 years, cinema advertising in the US went from zero to $700 million in about four years and we'll go from zero to $3 billion in about five.
"The reason why this industry will grow faster than the internet is twofold. Number one, the market's already out there.

"You go back to 1995-96 on the internet, people were just starting to get connected. Advertising grew as a function of the reach of the medium. As productivity increased and the number of users came on, then advertising started to grow.
"It took a long time on the internet for the big brands to come in. Procter & Gamble only recently started spending money on the internet. The car companies were late in."
Now Massive has 70 major advertisers.
"It's all the big brands. It's every Hollywood studio. It's the music companies like Universal Music. It's packaged goods companies: Unilever, Procter & Gamble. It's Chrysler, Honda, Toyota."
WHILE Davis is an engaging spokesman for the future of online advertising and talks up its prospects, he remains coy about some of Massive's particulars.
He won't divulge Massive's annual revenue from last year.
He says only that he expects about threefold annual revenue growth over the coming years.
He won't say how much Microsoft paid to buy the business. He won't divulge the size of his personal stake.
Davis admits there is competition from other fledgling in-game advertisers but dismisses them as years behind Massive.
And in-game advertising is just the beginning for Massive's software. Digital video, for example, opens up the possibility for inserting local background advertisements in films.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Happy Mothers' Day!

Is it just me or does everyone love mothers’ day?

This is a piece from the internet which I just love.

This is for all the mothers who have sat up all night with a vomiting toddler saying, "It's OK, Mummy's here," when they keep crying and won't stop.

This is for all the mothers who show up at work with vomit in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and nappies in their purse.

For all the mothers who run carpools and make pikelets for tuckshop and sew millions of dance costumes.
And all the mothers who DON'T.

This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see. And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes.

This is for all the mothers who yell at their kids in the supermarket and sometimes even smack them in despair.

This is for all the mothers who sat down with their children and explained all about making babies. And for all the mothers who wanted to but just couldn't.

For all the mothers who read "Goodnight, Moon" twice a night for a year, and then read it again. "Just one more time."This is for all the mothers who taught their children to tie their shoelaces before they started school. And for all the mothers who opted for Velcro instead.

This is for all the mothers who teach their sons to cook and their daughters to kick a footy.

This is for all mothers whose heads turn automatically when a little voice calls " Mum?" in a crowd, even though they know their own off spring are at home…or even all grown up.

This is for all the mothers who sent their kids to school with stomach aches, assuring them they'd be just FINE once they got there, only to get calls from the office an hour later asking them to please pick them up right away.

This is for mothers whose children have gone astray, who can't find the words to reach them.

For all the mothers who bite their lips sometimes until they bleed--when their 14 year olds dye their hair green.

What makes a good Mother anyway? Is it patience? Compassion? Broad hips? The ability to nurse a baby, cook dinner, and sew a button on a shirt, all at the same time?

Or is it heart? Is it the ache you feel when you watch your son or daughter disappear down the street, walking to school alone for the very first time?

The jolt that takes you from sleep to dread, from bed to cot at 2 A.M. to put your hand on the back of a sleeping baby?The need to flee from wherever you are and hug your child when you hear news of a fire, a car accident, a child dying?

For all the mothers of the victims of all these school shootings, and the mothers of those who did the shooting.

This is for mothers who put pinwheels and teddy bears on their children's graves.

This is for young mothers stumbling through nappy changes and sleep deprivation.

And mature mothers learning to let go.

For working mothers and stay-at-home mothers.

Single mothers and married Mothers. Mothers with money, mothers without.This is for you all.

So hang in there.




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Monday, May 08, 2006

My nephew Chris...

This is a really long one...but important to me.

My nephew Chris is a 20 year old Brisbane boy. For the past couple of months he's been teaching English in East Timor with Brother Bill Tynan from the Christian Brothers.

Chris is a great guy and I loved this email...coming from Dili at a very tense time, following the violent riots. I love the thought of Chris (and ALL our young people) making a difference in the world (and I'm dying to see one of those gorgeous little Timorese kids say "crikey!")... So here he is, my nephew Chris Hutchinson....



Happy to say I'm alive and well, with things starting to look up as the riots have stopped (for today anyway).

Had a bit of trouble getting into Dili on Friday as we descended from the hills with two large lots of smoke rising from different parts in the capital and the four boys in the car with me all wanting to turn around and head back into the mountains. Seeing them so afraid made the whole situation seem so much more real, but Bill gave me the all-clear on the radio and I made my way home no problems on the deserted streets throughout Dili, seeing plenty of groups of Timorese huddled together.

It's all really quite sad, much like the situation in the Solomons, as many of them will regret much of their action when they see the effect it has on their lives. But at present there seems to be no impartial body to solve the situation, so things will probably be tense for a little while yet.

Will try to keep you informed. But if anything happens to me, will someone make sure my body doesn't go all the way to Kuwait. (probably shouldn't joke about that stuff, ey?)

As for everything else...
Things are pretty 'hairy' in the mountains as well, but I've managed two haircuts from the kids in Railako Kraik. Have also started to grow a disgusting beard...primarily the result of my laziness.

Having the greatest time at school in Seloi. Have been conducting my lessons mostly in Tetum, so am becoming more and more confident with the language and the students. The kids reckon I behave just like a Timorese, and they're laughing a lot in my classes (WITH me most of the time), so it's great to get some feedback from the students and feel good about what I'm doing.

Have got them reading a few basic small stories out loud, which I think is quite an achievement as I see them slowly becoming more confident talking English.

Have also started teaching the teachers at the school on two afternoons a week, and am having just as much fun doing that. Have been having long conversations with them in Tetum, and they're helping me out heaps!

The roads are forever causing troubles, so Bill and I have spent many days with groups of men from the village fixing the road coming into Railako Kraik, slowly turning it from a rugged mountain track into a highway, which will also be good for coffee trucks wanting to get up there in the upcoming coffee season. While the men first laughed at my attempts to use a shovel and hoe, I've enjoyed being part of the group of men that represent such a strongly bonded community. The men work so hard and so well together, and show such pride in what they do.

When it's not raining there's always a game of soccer going on as the sun sets over the best view of the mountains. Sometimes I think I'm living in a dream, it's so beautiful.

One afternoon last week I took part in what I could only relate to an Edmund Rice Camp, with all the kids, young and old getting together to play so many different games as a community. All the big kids helped the little kids, and there was so much involvement, encouragement and friendship, you could almost die from an overdose of such genuine love.

Have taken the kids for a few trips down to the river, and have managed to fit 31 kids (the record so far) into the Rodeo Ute. Whilst there'd be plenty of child protection issues in Australia, with the smallest of kids running around in the nud, they revel in the opportunity to have a good wash.

They all know who Paul Kelly is, so we turn him up loud in the car for every trip, when they're not singing their own songs, of course. Twice a week we also show them a movie, and some of the latest crazes have been Harry Potter, Zorro and The Crocodile Hunter. Most of them wouldn't understand a word of it, but I often run into the little kids around the village saying "Crikey!" or "I am Zorro!" with the sword action and all.

Have been to one Timorese festa so far, a birthday party of two friends Lorenza and Fernanda. The party went all night, finishing at 7am the next morning as the sun rose. While I couldn't stay awake past 4am (school later that day), they hadn't stopped dancing since the music started at 6pm. So much fun!

Anzac Day was celebrated in Aussie spirit with an early morning ceremony put on by the Australian and NZ Embassies nearby. Were given a shotgun brekkie of bacon & eggs, sausages, and some coffee mixed with none other than some Bundie Rum.

Life with Bill has been a laugh, with hours of 500 hands being played each night and an ongoing NRL tipping contest that I'm winning.

The three other CER members are all in their 60's also, so have spent most of my spare time in Dili with two other Aussie volunteers, Michael & Cheree from Sydney who are both much closer to my age. Have learnt loads about cooking from the two ladies Wendy & Gael, so should be competing with Jamie Oliver by the time I have to go home.

Can't yet match their early waking hours, as I'm spending too many late hours of each night lying outside with friends just looking up at the stars and paying out the Portugese in Tetum.Hope everyone's well! Always great to hear from home, and am missing you all so much. But am having so much fun and am so happy. I couldn't think of any place I'd rather be right now.Please pray for the troubles in East Timor. It's terrible to see all the smiling faces become so afraid so quickly. Things here need to be resolved soon.

Stay safe and keep smiling. Find joy in the simple things!
Lots of love,CHRIS

Ah, the logies....

Alright...enough being nasty about the logies...

Everybody gets off a little too much on bagging our little ceremony I think.

I'm not suggesting for a minute that the Logies actually mean anything...I'm just defending it as a night of light entertainment and the chance to see a few celebs frocked up and making speeches...I don't know what more people are after????

While the Hewitt Infant Exhibition did provoke something of a gag reflex in many...I didn't mind it. I thought our Bec looked absolutely beautiful (not as good as Sally from Home and Away mind...but truly luminescent all the same). Matching dresses are not really my cup of tea...but it's a cute baby, I loved seeing her with her Dad and they were presenting a children's television logie...c'mon!!!!!

If anyone at Channel Nine is listening, my biggest issue is the length of the logies...I was keen to see the gold awarded...but not at Midnight!!! At around 10.30 when they went to a break with the words ...back with Cirque De Soliel next....I knew I wasn't in for the long hall...

I've heard mixed reports on what I missed... one assessment went like this.....

"Bert’s duet with the dead (but somehow still faintly embarrassed-looking) Graham Kennedy was the blackest centre of the black hole of crassness that constituted my peek into the inner circle of two-bit celebrity Hell last night...."

For my money...Ricky Wong, Joan Rivers and those myth buster guys were great....Sherbet was cool, Peter Helliers joke about Toni Pearons pink bits was awesome!

Be good,

Love Caroline

Friday, May 05, 2006

Bored at work?

ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

4) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

8) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS DARES

1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).


FIVE POINT DARES

1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

4) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".

5) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".

6) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

7) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

And if that wasn't enough for you...

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

3) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

4) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

5) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

6) Sing along at the opera.

7) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

8) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"

9) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"


Have a great weekend,

Love Caroline Hutchinson

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Something you probably didn't know....

Is it just me or does everyone wonder what stroke of incredible good luck led us to be born in Australia?

Ok...I know I run the very real risk of only telling you bad stuff on this blog...but I can't ignore this and I don't want you to either.

Last year I met a Sunshine Coast Clinical Psychologist Dr Robi Sonderegger. Great man.

He told me about the civil war in Northern Uganda. Kofi Annan has described this region as the most dangerous place in the world for a child to live.

There is a civil war raging in Uganda…Villagers can no longer farm their land for fear of being attacked by a rebel group known as the Lord's Resistance Army or LRA.

Children as young as seven are abducted by the LRA are forced to fight against National Military, they’re recruited to raid villages for food, destroy property, rape and slaughter civilians, and abduct other children. Young children are often forced to witness their parents being killed.

Horrifically, as a way of traumatising these kids, in numerous cases, abducted children have been forced to participate in the killing of other children (or face being killed themselves).

Apparently this is an emotional manipulation tactic…can you believe it…the idea is, if you traumatise a child enough…they’ll be too scared to escape.

Young girls are given to commanders as wives, and bare children into captivity to be groomed as the new generation of ruthless killers.

It is estimated that 90% of the LRA is now comprised of children; which again, is a dilemma for National military trying to fight the rebels…

We're talking about children as young as seven.So what does Dr Robi Sonderegger want? I promise you, he doesn't want your money. He wants your voice.

He wants an army of people willing for find out about what is happening to these children and spread the word. And force the world to act.

For 18 years the world has ignored these little babies. Why? I don't know. Probably because they're not lucky enough to be sitting on oil...

Remember what Kofi Annan said… this is the most dangerous place in the world for a child to live...and most of us didn't even know there was a problem.So...it's not all bad, there is something you can do.

Spread the word....click belowwww.thefrontline.org.au

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Is it just me or is everyone experiencing obesity fatigue?


A talkfest gets underway in Brisbane today debating the so-called ‘Childhood Obesity Epidemic’. There’s no doubt our little loved ones are a chubby lot. Apparently Childhood Obesity is growing faster in Australia than any other country in the world. Our kids are even fatter than those porky little Yanks these days.

No doubt, the summit will lambast fast food chains and advertising on television. It will blame the government for not spending enough on education programs. Stranger Danger will get a run for making it hard for our little darlings to walk to school and one speaker will probably even claim Public Transport companies were the culprits for dropping kids too close to school.

I just wish they asked me to speak at the summit, because frankly, I’m a leading authority on childhood obesity. I was a pretty chunky teenager and trust me it was for a very good reason.

It wasn’t about Government inaction or brainwashing by media. It was about a Caravan Park. That’s right, my Mum and Dad owned a Caravan Park, I worked in the shop every afternoon and I ate whatever I Goddamn pleased.

My Dad claimed he never made a single dollar profit on ice creams, because between four kids, we ate twice as many Drumsticks as we sold.

While Dad might have been horrified at our capacity to tuck away Mars Bars, deep down he knew as long as we were lying on the couch watching Perfect Match and scoffing barbeque chips, we wouldn’t be whinging about child exploitation and refusing to serve customers when the bell rang.

It’s pretty basic. Parents are the only ones who have control over what a child eats. If little Johnny’s a porker, I’m willing to bet it’s because his Mum and Dad haven’t been paying enough attention to the healthy food pyramid.

Mum and Dad are in charge. More fruit and veges, less chips and coke. And while you’re taking Little Lotta for a run around the block tonight, don’t forget to tell her you love her just the way she is.

Abso-fatty-lutely.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Photos and posting comments...

I received this comment this morning when I got into work.....


"...../still no photo of you gidget,AND you haven't posted my comment!i shall be offended darling...i know you're a big shot radio star but i am an old friend.lerv,julie-anne..."


This is very important for three reasons...first of all...I think this is a comment from a Very Very dear friend I went to boarding school with 20 years ago....is that true Buck???

Secondly...I am a technical illiterate and I apologise to anyone I offend with my incompetence along the way!

I thought I posted all the messages I got - so I had no idea Julie-Anne!!! I have been trying to post the photos...but I can't!!!! I have begged my husband...and he hasn't got round to it yet...but they are coming.

Thirdly....when people post a comment and click on anonymous...I have no idea who they are....so Julie-Anne...who may or may not be my friend who is now married to a handsome Italian and living in Palermo (????) I didn't even know it was you!!!!!

OK...I'll be back later with more...

Be good,

Love me