Orgasm for Osama!
Is it just me or does everyone get a little bit sick of 'days'? We've 'days' for cancer and 'days' for sids and 'days' for just about everything. Frankly, I was getting a little 'day' weary....that was until I heard about the latest day for peace.
Apparently on December 22, we're all being asked to take part in a Global Orgasm for World Peace!
Peace demonstrations weren't working, those expensive UN treaties aren't doing much good either, so a couple of veteran anti-war demonstrators Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell decided to try to bring an end to conflict in the Middle East with a little oofty mcgoofty!
The idea for the ultimate Make Love Not War action is for people around the globe to have an orgasm on December 22 and to focus their moments of pleasure on world peace.
"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," said Reffell, 55. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."
The group's website, globalorgasm.org, is already attracting more than 26,000 hits and explains that the goal is to "effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy, a Synchronised Global Orgasm".
For those who doubt the effectiveness of such tactics, Donna Sheehan (who is 76 years old by the way) explains that "the combination of high-energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers." (Yeah Yeah...whatever Donna...what time exactly are we supposed to do the deed????)
The idea may sound crazy (you think?), but c'mon, what have you got to lose? And even if you only horizontal tango Christmas and birthdays...quick boof on the 22nd...job's right!
Apparently on December 22, we're all being asked to take part in a Global Orgasm for World Peace!
Peace demonstrations weren't working, those expensive UN treaties aren't doing much good either, so a couple of veteran anti-war demonstrators Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell decided to try to bring an end to conflict in the Middle East with a little oofty mcgoofty!
The idea for the ultimate Make Love Not War action is for people around the globe to have an orgasm on December 22 and to focus their moments of pleasure on world peace.
"The orgasm gives out an incredible feeling of peace during it and after it," said Reffell, 55. "Your mind is like a blank. It's like a meditative state. And mass meditations have been shown to make a change."
The group's website, globalorgasm.org, is already attracting more than 26,000 hits and explains that the goal is to "effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy, a Synchronised Global Orgasm".
For those who doubt the effectiveness of such tactics, Donna Sheehan (who is 76 years old by the way) explains that "the combination of high-energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers." (Yeah Yeah...whatever Donna...what time exactly are we supposed to do the deed????)
The idea may sound crazy (you think?), but c'mon, what have you got to lose? And even if you only horizontal tango Christmas and birthdays...quick boof on the 22nd...job's right!
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