They also breed!
Is it just me or does everyone love a goose?
In the lead up to the state election, I have been sent an email concerned about who exactly is going to decide which party will lead this great state…it’s titled, ‘They also vote!’
A guy my brother knew bought a new fridge. To get rid of the old one, he put it in his front yard and stuck a sign on it saying: "Free to good home".
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. Since it obviously looked to good to be true, he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
Caution. These people Vote =======
One of the secretaries at work was complaining about being sunburnt after driving through the hinterland at the weekend…It turns out she drove around in a convertible, with the top down, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . . . . . . .
She ALSO votes!
I was hanging out with my sister when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My sister said, "Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned. . . . .
My sister ALSO votes!
Once, I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the service desk and told the woman there that my bags hadn’t arrived. She smiled and told me not to worry…she’d sort it out in no time…. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?” . . . . . . . .
SHE ALSO votes!
When I was working for a pizza place a man came in and ordered a small pizza to go, I asked him if he’d like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He though about it for a second then said, "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yep, he votes too!
In the lead up to the state election, I have been sent an email concerned about who exactly is going to decide which party will lead this great state…it’s titled, ‘They also vote!’
A guy my brother knew bought a new fridge. To get rid of the old one, he put it in his front yard and stuck a sign on it saying: "Free to good home".
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. Since it obviously looked to good to be true, he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
Caution. These people Vote =======
One of the secretaries at work was complaining about being sunburnt after driving through the hinterland at the weekend…It turns out she drove around in a convertible, with the top down, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . . . . . . .
She ALSO votes!
I was hanging out with my sister when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My sister said, "Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned. . . . .
My sister ALSO votes!
Once, I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the service desk and told the woman there that my bags hadn’t arrived. She smiled and told me not to worry…she’d sort it out in no time…. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?” . . . . . . . .
SHE ALSO votes!
When I was working for a pizza place a man came in and ordered a small pizza to go, I asked him if he’d like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He though about it for a second then said, "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yep, he votes too!
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