If you ruled the world?
Is it just me or does everyone really enjoy the blog?
Well, obviously you do I guess, because you’re on one now…just in case you’re interested, I get about one and a half thousand hits a months on this site..and you’re one of them…thanks for that!
Anyway, There’s a heaps of great blogs on the Sydney Morning Herald website…one today is called Master of the Universe….everyone who goes on the site is offered seven days to change the world!
My favourite contribution came from someone called ‘anti citizen’ (computer nerds…what more can I say)….here’s what they wrote…
Day One:
Rip up the Holy Lands, shake off the people (gently, cause I don't want to hurt them) and place the Holy Lands in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Then announce that all mankind has lost the right to these lands because they couldn't share. No it's not fair but tough, life isn't fair. The Holy lands are to be left vacant for all time, if you go there, you will be eaten by a big scary monster.
Day Two:
Transmute all remaining crude oil into wine. Since you can't share or use it responsibly then no one gets any oil. Don't worry, you can be quite clever little ape creatures when you want to be, just use those large monkey brains to come up with a viable alternative.
Day Three:
Force TV executives to stop making reality TV, if you want reality then turn the bloody thing off and go outside.
Day Four:
Ban mullet hairdos, punishable by a trip to the Holy Lands.
Day Five:
Fix it so that politicians are simply incapable of lying to the public that voted for them. Same with corporate execs and their shareholders.
Day Six:
On the subject of sex? Disarm all rapists, announce that sex is not a sin if you do it correctly!
Day Seven and the final:
Walk among the masses and provide cures for all the current crop of incurable but expensively treatable diseases. Then as the sun sets on the seventh day, check and see if anyone notices that vast sums of money are missing from the major religions around the world, or that my bank accounts are now over flowing with cash.
Well, obviously you do I guess, because you’re on one now…just in case you’re interested, I get about one and a half thousand hits a months on this site..and you’re one of them…thanks for that!
Anyway, There’s a heaps of great blogs on the Sydney Morning Herald website…one today is called Master of the Universe….everyone who goes on the site is offered seven days to change the world!
My favourite contribution came from someone called ‘anti citizen’ (computer nerds…what more can I say)….here’s what they wrote…
Day One:
Rip up the Holy Lands, shake off the people (gently, cause I don't want to hurt them) and place the Holy Lands in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Then announce that all mankind has lost the right to these lands because they couldn't share. No it's not fair but tough, life isn't fair. The Holy lands are to be left vacant for all time, if you go there, you will be eaten by a big scary monster.
Day Two:
Transmute all remaining crude oil into wine. Since you can't share or use it responsibly then no one gets any oil. Don't worry, you can be quite clever little ape creatures when you want to be, just use those large monkey brains to come up with a viable alternative.
Day Three:
Force TV executives to stop making reality TV, if you want reality then turn the bloody thing off and go outside.
Day Four:
Ban mullet hairdos, punishable by a trip to the Holy Lands.
Day Five:
Fix it so that politicians are simply incapable of lying to the public that voted for them. Same with corporate execs and their shareholders.
Day Six:
On the subject of sex? Disarm all rapists, announce that sex is not a sin if you do it correctly!
Day Seven and the final:
Walk among the masses and provide cures for all the current crop of incurable but expensively treatable diseases. Then as the sun sets on the seventh day, check and see if anyone notices that vast sums of money are missing from the major religions around the world, or that my bank accounts are now over flowing with cash.
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