Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Fatal turn off!

Is it just me or does everyone admit to just a little discrimination?

I went to see ‘The Break Up’ yesterday…the film starring Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn…who I normally love…

But, sadly, I don’t think our relationship will ever be the same…Vince and mine that is….

In the movie, Vince’s character, Gary, a grown man, loves video games and fails to pay attention to his girlfriend, because he likes video games so much.

Like I said, that’s it for me and Vince, I could never entertain a relationship with a grown up who liked video games…

I actually have a bag of these turn off issues, I know, I’m a very nasty person…but here goes….

I don’t like bad table manners (blame my dad for that…he was a table manners nazi)…

I don’t like boys who grunt…I’m happy if people don’t want to talk, but at least be polite…

Man-bags are a problem too…I don’t think I could even leave the house with a bloke carrying a man bag

What about manicured nails on a bloke…especially long nails…

And what about people who refuse to eat vegetables? Or won’t try new food? I have an uncle who I love to distraction, but he is a chops and mash man only with the frozen pea thrown in. We wouldn’t have survived the first date.

I have a friend who rules girls with ugly feet out (I don’t think I would have made the first date with him…)

John’s sister culls bad spellers…

I know another guy who has some nipple issues (once dropped a girl who he discovered was hiding ‘dinner plates’ under her bra…very harsh)

Anyway….let me know your fatal turn off…

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