The number of the beast!
Is it just me or does everyone wonder if they'll be hung up by the tongue today?
It’s the 6th of the sixth year of the new millennium….and while for some of us, that might just mean it’s Tuesday, for your crazy satanist or heavy metal freak it’s a little more exciting, the sixth of the sixth of the sixth is the number of the beast…the day satan is due to be reborn and unleash armageddon.
On a few websites this morning I found out quite a bit of information…
Apparently today we can all look forward to graves opening up and the dead walking the earth.
Blasphemers will be hung by the tongue…mmm….and women who dress in a suggestive manner may well be suspended by their hair over a bubbling mire. Glad I wore a long skirt today…
I think there is something in there about goats running amok too…but that’s just getting silly…
Something interesting about the number of the beast though; 666 is the sum of its digits plus the cube of its digits, it is the sum of the first seven primes, is apparently found hidden in every barcode and is the street address of Donald Trump's corporate headquarters.
For the record, the Pagan Awareness Network don’t believe in the devil, so they say you can disregard today…
Apparently, on the day they’re re-releasing Damien Omen… women have expressed a desire not to have a child today….not many ceasers scheduled around australia..
And the Catholic Church says not to worry….the sixth of june 2006 is not in fact the sixth of the sixth of the sixth anyway.
The calendar as we know it was actually concocted in the fourth century, and is known to be out by four years. Church spokesperson Father Richard Leonard said yesterday…. "We assume Satan knows that the sixth day of the sixth month in 2006 was in fact June 6, 2002," …so that means he’s been hanging around for two years already….hmmm
It’s the 6th of the sixth year of the new millennium….and while for some of us, that might just mean it’s Tuesday, for your crazy satanist or heavy metal freak it’s a little more exciting, the sixth of the sixth of the sixth is the number of the beast…the day satan is due to be reborn and unleash armageddon.
On a few websites this morning I found out quite a bit of information…
Apparently today we can all look forward to graves opening up and the dead walking the earth.
Blasphemers will be hung by the tongue…mmm….and women who dress in a suggestive manner may well be suspended by their hair over a bubbling mire. Glad I wore a long skirt today…
I think there is something in there about goats running amok too…but that’s just getting silly…
Something interesting about the number of the beast though; 666 is the sum of its digits plus the cube of its digits, it is the sum of the first seven primes, is apparently found hidden in every barcode and is the street address of Donald Trump's corporate headquarters.
For the record, the Pagan Awareness Network don’t believe in the devil, so they say you can disregard today…
Apparently, on the day they’re re-releasing Damien Omen… women have expressed a desire not to have a child today….not many ceasers scheduled around australia..
And the Catholic Church says not to worry….the sixth of june 2006 is not in fact the sixth of the sixth of the sixth anyway.
The calendar as we know it was actually concocted in the fourth century, and is known to be out by four years. Church spokesperson Father Richard Leonard said yesterday…. "We assume Satan knows that the sixth day of the sixth month in 2006 was in fact June 6, 2002," …so that means he’s been hanging around for two years already….hmmm
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