Chocolate anyone?

Is it just me or does everyone feel a little bit snappish this morning?

I’m not saying I do and I’m not saying I don’t, but if one more person asks me if it’s that time of the month, I might very well kill them. Got it? Good.

I’m not actually a big sufferer of PMS (and no, there’s no need to verify that claim with my husband) but I loved this list sent to me by a friend, and I thought you’d like it to.

10 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Puffy Mid-Section

4. People Make me Sick

5. Provide Me with Sweets

6. Pardon My Sobbing

7. Pass My Sweatpants

8. Plainly; Men Suck

9. Potential murder suspect (see above)

And my favourite one...

10. Pack my stuff.

My sister has a theory about PMS. She says for 23 days of the month women are a push-over, and for just seven they actually say what they think and get people to do what they want.

The following is a handy guide that should help every
husband, boyfriend, or significant other!


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for
dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, don’t you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up
about?
SAFER: Can we talk about this?
SAFEST: Here's my pay cheque
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples
left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with
that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved that dressing gown!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

Hope it helps. By the way, make mine chocolate AND wine.