Bored at work?
ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
THREE-POINTS DARES
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
4) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
5) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
6) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
7) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
And if that wasn't enough for you...
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
3) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
4) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
5) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
6) Sing along at the opera.
7) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
8) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"
9) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Have a great weekend,
Love Caroline Hutchinson
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
THREE-POINTS DARES
1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
4) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
5) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
6) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
7) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
And if that wasn't enough for you...
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
3) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
4) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
5) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
6) Sing along at the opera.
7) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
8) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"
9) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
Have a great weekend,
Love Caroline Hutchinson
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