Retiring in style!

Is it just me or does everyone think that retirement can be tough for some people?

I got sent a great email from a lady called Palmyra….it was written by an anonymous retiree…

I love it! Hope you do too!

Here it is....


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.So I called him a smelly pig.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

(Hope it wasn't your care!)